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farrah, eighteen, 'mericaa cow is not a cow without his cow friends;instead, he is simply a mammal with spot & udders.

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surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST




just do it
trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

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rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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coachcrewneck:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

scruse me wat aisle da cognac on?