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farrah, seventeen, 'merica

a cow is not a cow without his cow friends;
instead, he is simply a mammal with spot & udders.

posted 9 hours ago

neilcicierega:

REAL LIVE CRYSTALS ARE WAITING TO TALK TO YOU NOW.
1-900-HOT-GEMS

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people-should-all-be-onions:


rivulo:

dicaprion:

OMGF THIS IS PERFECT

my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect

the oscar, old sport

theatticdemos:

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

posted 9 hours ago

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

posted 9 hours ago

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

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when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

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