do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are
how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”
Z is just a sideways N
pls stop it
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window*
*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home
hello friends britney is here
goodbye friends britney is gone