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farrah, eighteen, 'mericaa cow is not a cow without his cow friends;instead, he is simply a mammal with spot & udders.

phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

posted 6 hours ago

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

posted 6 hours ago

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

posted 6 hours ago

awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Z
o

posted 6 hours ago

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

posted 6 hours ago

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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posted 6 hours ago

trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

posted 6 hours ago

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

posted 6 hours ago

screamandshout:

levelonehulkling:

screamandshout:

hello friends britney is here

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goodbye friends britney is gone

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Stay gone

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